Hello. I am V. I don't know what I'm doing with my life any more.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor that I tinkered with to suit my own tastes.

 

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: makemelaughblog)

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

You are a hero among procrastinators 

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.


This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

letsmakeloaf:

wonderous-world:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!

you had me at “hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures”

(Source: wonderous-world)

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

(Source: runakvaed)

lavendork:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

OH MY GOD….THE SQUIRREL.THAT’S THE TAIL.
I ALWAYS JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WORDPLAY BC “SQUIRT”, LIKE SQUIRTING WATER. BUT….
I’M SO DUMB

lavendork:

teenermeener:

It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.

OH MY GOD….THE SQUIRREL.THAT’S THE TAIL.

I ALWAYS JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WORDPLAY BC “SQUIRT”, LIKE SQUIRTING WATER. BUT….

I’M SO DUMB